Saturday, December 15, 2012

Don't Push

It is Memorial Day weekend and the Ole School Reunion is being held in Wilson, North Carolina located 45 minutes east of Raleigh.  Every year on this weekend Classmates from all over the country come home to reunite with fellow Classmates and friends from back in the day.  The Ole School Reunion attendees are graduates of Ralph L. Fike, James B. Hunt and Edgar T. Beddingfield.
     Lawrence Roundfield and Erick McNally spoke from time to time during the winter about the event.  Lawrence lives in Hot Lanta and works for a solar panel manufacture.  Eric lives in South Beach and is owner and operator of Big E Trucking where their motto is, "We move freight from state to state."  Lawrence and Eric talked about getting rooms next to each other at a Hotel on the outskirts of Wilson.  Eric told Lawrence to call him once he got in town and he would reserve a room for him.  Eric is engaged to Merry Maximum an extremely hot brown skinned Sistah that lived in Wilson , but moved to Florida some years ago.  Erick met her while vacationing in Florida.  They are getting married in November and is planning their wedding.  Lawrence is kicking it with this tall thick pecan tan Sistah from Decatur Georgia named Cheryl Chery that works for the Georgia Department of Education.  She will be coming with Lawrence on the trip to Wilson.  Lawrence has a thing for them hot, tall, thick Sistahs.
     Lawrence is just about in Wilson when he calls Eric and askes him if  there are any rooms available where he is staying.  Eric asks Lawrence how many beds does he need, Lawrence tells Eric that he only needs one bed and Eric reserves the room.  Lawrence also need tickets for the meet and greet at the Wedgewood Country Club and tickets for the Ole School dance being held at the Lions Club on Forest Hills Road.  Eric picks up two tickets for Lawrence from Charles Brown one of the reunion coordinators.  Lawrence finally arrives at the Hotel, checks into the room and is on his way out the door to Eric's room when a white Honda Accord Ex pulls up, and a female gets out.  Lawrence stops in his tracks when he see this tall, thick red bone exit her car and is on her way to Eric's and Merry's room.  She is sporting a sexy short hair due, has the most beautiful big brown eyes and is wearing a cocktail dress with medium length heels.  Her long legs go on for days and he can not take his eyes off of her and watches her has she walks up to Eric's and Merry's room and knocks on the door.  Lawrence's tongue is just about to roll down the side walk, and at the same time he is hearing Jamie Foxx's wedding song That's My Dream playing in his head. Brenda Jackson has just gone in to see her best friend Merry.  Lawrence's girlfriend Cheryl comes to the door and asks him why is he just standing in front of the door day dreaming.  He says he is just getting some fresh air and returns back inside the room.  
     The meet and greet starts in about an hour, but Lawrence calls Eric and says, "Yo E!" "Who is the fine sistah that came to see Merry?"  He replies, "That is Brenda Jackson." "Miss. Jackson if you nasty." Lawrence says, "Well dam!"  "Baby is fine as hell and has more cakes then Duncan Hines."  He goes on to say, "She is straight Butta and I am not talking about I can't believe it's not butter, but real Lando Lakes Butter;my nigga."  He asks Eric to hook him up, but Eric quickly reminds him that he has Cheryl with him.  After Lawrence regains consciousness, he says, "You are right."  "This woman dam near made me lose my mind, but if Cheryl finds out, she will clown and I can't have that." "Cheryl is fine and I like dipping my spoon into her sugar bowl, but this Sistah is on a different level E."  "The only draw back about Cheryl is that at times she has more mouth then a poor horse got ass and usually runs off at the mouth at the most enopportune times."  Eric replies, "Man you crazy."  and hangs up the phone. 
     Please return for part 2 of Don't Push titled It's going down at the meet and greet.  Holla!!